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BTEC ICT student

Looked down upon in society, especailly by those in the 'Tansey' clan, a typical BTEC class is filled with A level rejects, alcoholics, chain smokers and wierdo's. Such an environment is extremely loud and it's more than a miricle that any level of productivity is achieved.

A normal BTEC student is unmotivated, avoids work where ever possible, lacks cash, enjoys playing cards during dinner breaks and spends many hours in 'the refectory'
A level student - 'Oi, BTEC, do a real course you loser'

BTEC ICT student - 'Get fucked you horrible geek'
by gM_eats_jelly February 4, 2009
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student

a slacker who cant be fucked going to classes regularly nor getting a full time job
A: "Shouldn't you be at work?"
B: "No, I'm a student."
A: "Shouldn't you be at school then?"
B: "I don't think you heard me, I'm a student."
by sunnnny March 24, 2004
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The title given to a person who is so awesome and stupid, they call themselves their school's Student of the Month of the Year.
Hey, did you hear that idiot got Student of the Month of the Year?
Yeah, what a hoser. You'd think he'd know the name of his own fucking award.
by TheSOTMOTY June 6, 2011
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strudwick

Someone who has a strudle/noodle like penis!
1) Dude did you see that guys dick!? It was such a strudwick!
by Kearns05 September 25, 2013
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Blumpkin Strudel

Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.
"john gave me a blumpkin strudel last nite!" blumpkin
by mordbdconversation. June 2, 2009
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shes my toaster strudel

when you cum on her stomach or back like a toaster strudel
Bro1: Im tryna get laid by her, imma go talk to her real quick.
Bro2: nah you cant bro shes my toaster strudel.
Bro1: oh...
by YunngDaggerD July 1, 2017
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Studering

verb: studered, studering.

To try and study, but to keep going over the same line or same couple of lines over and over again going 'what the hell?'
Bob: Damn, I've been studering all evening, and I'm still nowhere. I'm never going to get ready before the exams.
by Helena Lucina December 8, 2009
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