critical sprint

The race between journalists to publish the first review of a major exhibition or art event

A: Have you read the reviews of the Venice Biennale?
B: But the exhibition opened like 2 hours ago?
A: Yes, insert journalist name broke the world critical sprint record…

by freeze_magazine March 10, 2023

Dingle stringle

When one's pubic hair gets caught in their foreskin.

I had to correct my patient's dingle stringle before I could insert the catheter.

by Mrfallapart August 30, 2023

Pushing on a string

A strategy that is fundamentally flawed and not capable of solving a chosen problem, even with tremendous effort.
In macroeconomics, the term refers a policy where central banks loosen monetary policy to increase the supply of money available for investment when there is little potential demand for investment, such as when firms have large cash reserves, underutilized production facilities, and large inventories and very limited consumer demand.

Gov wants to revive the economic strategy of pushing on a string by loosening monetary policy for the private sector during the slack in the economy.

by mlhiss September 23, 2019

Strumming my strings

A good handjob.

Last night i was strumming my strings.

by Belle_belleb November 27, 2020

Worm on a String

Worm(s) on a String™ are colorful and fuzzy worms that are, as the name implies, attached to a string, meaning that the "player" can make the worm "dance" using a small piece of white cardboard at the other end of the string. They are amazing.

Gerome: I have over six dozen Worm on a String.
Peter: jesus christ

by capitalistism May 3, 2021

scrint

The unfortunate admixture of semen and vaginal blood that drips down the leg of your beloved after finishing from a red letter day

'Oh God, that is some nasty scrint!'

by hawkmoose June 20, 2009

sprint

Selling Phones to Really Inadequite N@gg@z Today!

Bad reception to people who don't have good credit.

(P1)Hey yo! I got my sprint phone today.

(P2)Got reception?

(P1)No.

(P3)Hey, even my T-Mobile phone has reception.

(P1)My Cingular phone does too.

(P4)Hey yo, my Verizon phone has reception.

(P5)Even Alltel

(P1)Gotta take this phone back. I can't even pick up in Wal-Mart.

by A. N. O'nymous January 1, 2007