Definitions by capitalistism
Battlefield 1
A game that still managed to hold up today, despite being released almost half a decade ago. Its campaign is amazing and WW1 theme makes it stand out from the crowd of regular FPS set around a modern setting or WW2.
Battlefield 1 by capitalistism May 3, 2021
Battlefield Hardline
A cops-vs-robbers type thing, where you play as either the criminals or the police. It's okay I guess, there's helicopters and cars and stuff. The campaign is surprisingly good, but not great
Battlefield Hardline is like if Battlefield and GTA had a child, then circumcised it of its open-world.
Battlefield Hardline by capitalistism May 3, 2021
Ocean Man
A person (usually a dude) that's really, really obsessed with the ocean and water in general. Usually spends half his day at the beach every day.
An Ocean Man will usually walk up to everyday beach goers and rant to them about ocean-related conspiracy theories. This may get him tased/pepper sprayed by the authorities one or two times. Also a popular song by Ween.
Ocean Man by capitalistism May 3, 2021
Worm on a String
Worm(s) on a String™ are colorful and fuzzy worms that are, as the name implies, attached to a string, meaning that the "player" can make the worm "dance" using a small piece of white cardboard at the other end of the string. They are amazing.
Worm on a String by capitalistism May 3, 2021
Animal Crossing
Animal Crossing by capitalistism May 3, 2021
Matthew Walsh
Please, Matt. Stop giving me ads. All I ask is to stop receiving ads from you Matt. I have nothing against you but please.
Matthew Walsh by capitalistism May 3, 2021