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The unfortunate admixture of semen and vaginal blood that drips down the leg of your beloved after finishing from a red letter day
'Oh God, that is some nasty scrint!'
scrint by hawkmoose June 20, 2009
the combination of script and print penmanship.
Mrs. Murphy: "John, you're penmanship is beautiful. It's a brilliant combination of script and print. What do you call this enlightened and efficient method of writing?"

John Kelly: "Scrint."
The action of prying open a crevasse of some sort.
No way Noah just scrinted Colten's gint!
Scrint by EmONEY Cookie February 16, 2024

scrinjob 

noun/verb

to insert your nose inside a vagina and wriggle your head.
you may do this while sniffing.
That guy gave a scrinjob to his girlfriend last night, he still has juice on his nose
scrinjob by chiefcupcake April 9, 2011

Scranton Sausage Grinder 

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.
I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

Bee movie script 

Gods work here. GODS WORK!
Person 1: don't spam me anymore
Person 2: (bee movie script)
Bee movie script by Blahawke September 17, 2017
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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