Steam Roller

The act of being incapacitated by an overweight or obese lover while having sex.

"Oh man, it was fun at first but things quickly turned for the worst as she rolled over and gave me a steam roller!"

by Thought Monkey March 1, 2010

Steam burger

In the act of receiving a blow job the man is standing and the woman is sitting Indian style with her hands held forward in a cup position as the man lays a hot loaf in her hands.

I knew Jasmine was a keeper when she asked me to lay that big ol steam burger in her hands.

by Dinkles McGamgam August 15, 2012

South Central Steam Roller

When a big dumb nigga drops a steamin deuce on a white girl's chest, then he tricks that ho out wit a houdini south central style and slaps da bitch in da face wit his nigga dick.

Dog, durin the crip initiation Da'Quan blindsided that bitch wit the south central steam roller.

by Blind Sider March 5, 2005

watch shit steam

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.

Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

steam

is meant to make u kill urself

Sucide Note:
Steam screwed me over so much i am gunna jump off this buidling

by kyle March 3, 2004

Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

by Red Dragon October 18, 2003

Steam Job

The act of recieving a blow job while taking a dump.

Rosie gave Chris a steam job this morning!

by RosieO11111 May 13, 2011