Shit Steam

To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne

Someone shit steamed the frat house at St. Mary's College of Maryland

by G-Bozo November 7, 2005

watch shit steam

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.

Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 4, 2007

steaming shit

Steaming shit is where It feels like you are shitting out hot burning steam that is actually shit

Bob took a painful steaming shit and felt as is his anus was on fire

by Oofooflettuce December 22, 2017

steam shit

When spocks sister takes a shit on your chest.

To live prosperous, is to accept a steam shit on your chest from spocks sister

by Two Gurleys one Kupp October 12, 2017

big steaming shit

1. Literally, noun; a pile of feces, often left outdoors in cold whether, that steams while still warm/fresh.

2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.

3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.

1. My dog left a big steaming shit in the yard.

2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.

3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!

by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013

giant steaming shit

A shit witch rips open your asshole that you take primarily after you have been holding it in to finish a game of Call of Duty and

My god bro I took a giant steaming shit I think I fractured my ass

by Normal British child August 30, 2020