steam-n-stream

The sometimes sexual act of first excreting fecal matter upon someone's chest, Cleveland steamer style, and then urinating into his or her mouth. It can also be an act of disgracing someone that is hated by the person defecating upon the other participant.

1. I knocked Carl the fuck out and then I steam-n-streamed all over that douchebag.

2. Mary loved it when she got that steam-n-stream right on her chest and then a long distance shot into her mouth.

by P Lucho July 31, 2004

Steam n Dream

Smoking marijuana before going to sleep, to receive a bodacious feeling in the morning after have the best sleep of ones life. (Opposite of "Wake n Bake")

Dude1: "Yo, man. What do we do? Steam n Dream or Wake n Bake?"
Dude2: "Definitely Steam n Dream man. You wake up feeling all bodacious!"

by 678 D-team June 23, 2011

Cream 'n' Steam

When a female is flirtatious toward a male all night, such as at a bar, and takes him back to her place, only to reject the man, not having sex with him. The man should then pretend to fall asleep with the woman, waiting until she is totally unconcious. After she is incapacitated, the male should then procede to jack off on her face (Bukkake style), take a huge dump on her bathroom floor, and steal all the beer or other beverages out of her fridge- Then Bail. The woman would wake up to one hell of a scene, probably a dry and crusty one.

"Hey Nathan, This bitch cock-teased me all night the other day, took me back to hers, then rejected me!"

"Damn, so, what d'ya do about it?"

"I gave her the old Cream 'n' Steam."

*High fives*

by THE SWANBOY July 5, 2009

cream n steam

Jack off on fresh wet laundry before putting in dryer.

Hey, what's all that jizz on the floor by the dryer?Did you just give my clothes a cream n steam

by Pony tank 69 July 14, 2019