Spex Pest

A wearer of Meta Ray Bans or similar smart glasses, who pretends to be cool and talks up how much they have improved their lives, without revealing that the real reason they wear them is to perv on the unsuspecting and keep a digital record of their perversion for repeated viewings and AI deepfakery.

Look at that spex pest, he's an island short of going full Epstein.

by wwatson March 7, 2026

Spleeming

A collaborative effort involving lube, dish soap and whipped cream. A group of people have to throw these three things across a room and make as much mess a physically possible to make a successful spleemjob.

Person 1: Do you guys want to do some spleeming today?
Person 2: Well we need a few more people but we could try a good spleemjob.

by UltimateSploinker January 8, 2025

Spleck

To take around 10 minutes or so

"Gimmie a spleck" "I'll be out in a spleck im getting ready"

by b$n4545 January 22, 2025

Spled

An abnormally, physically large Dominican, often seen climbing borders or working at a corn field.

"Wow, look! There's a man climbing the border, that must be Spled!"

by BrawlTalk February 10, 2025

Solex

Abbreviation for Solar Express from the popular Strawberry Jam mod for Celeste

Sumber = Pumber + Solex
Solex core hypers my beloved

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025

solex

Solex is short for the Celeste map called Solar Express which is the third hardest map in Strawberry Jam Collab.

It's over! I beat solex!

by jadeturtle April 20, 2025

Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.

Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.

by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025