attention spam

Any material or fodder which tends to destroy the attention span.

MTV spews pure attention spam all day, in particular by cutting cameras every 3 seconds.

by Set the Controls for June 2, 2008

Chode Spasms

When a person with a chode is ready to cum or pee, there can be a block up. It is caused by the extreme width of the urethra, so it can not properly shoot the substances out. This causes a blockage, which leads to spasms, causing shooting pains in one's chode.

Ah, dude, last night my hoe gave me a hand job and i was about to cum and i got chode spasms. It hurt for days.

by The chode scientist January 8, 2009

Spam Javelin

See wordcorned beef rocket/word.

by Al October 13, 2003

Human Spam

Individuals who approach one on the street with unsolicited literature or requests, such as free newspapers, The Big Issue, flyers, requests for money, 'Charity Muggers', religious apologists, petition carriers, etc. These individuals in Britain have replaced the now banned practices of cold calling, email spamming and junk mailing, as the only thing charities/companies don't need permission for any more is invasion of personal space and public harassment.

"I am late because I had to do the Human Spam Slalom down the high street."

by Summer B October 10, 2008

spam on toast

Amazing meal for all day

yo wants m spam on toast for breakie, lunch and dinner?

by BREADBIN April 12, 2004

spam

A rent-a-cop, mall security, security guard, because they're not real "pork"

"Can you believe that mall spam throwing me out? It's not like he's a real cop!"

by Headexpl0dy November 4, 2007

Christmas Spam

A Christmas Spam is a popular Christmas treat in England in many middle to lower income households.

When all the presents are bought for the children, the house is decorated and the old man got jipped out of his Christmas bonus ... there's no money left in the kitty for a turkey or ham so mom has to go out and buy a couple cans of Spam for the Christmas day meal. She boils up a few potatoes, cooks up some squash and bakes some short-breads for desert. Dad feels bad because he's all tapped out and can't afford a nice gift for the old lady who pretty much takes the brunt of abbuse 365 days a year ... drunken beatings, carrying him home from the pub on dart night and hauling his ass out of the klink after a good old fashioned soccer brawl or six. So as a present for his dear old gapped-tooth - hooked backed missus, dad dresses up as Santa covers mom's backside in spam and lays a good old fashioned Christmas ass banging on her ... balls-deep.

Of course in the British tradition of not really being too overly affectionate or loving ... its almost always a quicky over the kitchen counter or table while mom continues with the meal with her housedress thrown up over her head.

Made popular in the early 1960's in the Nottingham and Worcester regions.

Also popular in Leeds where dental hygiene is so poor oral sex is virtually impossible.

Although she never really liked to let on to her husband that she liked it ... Ann looked forward to her Christmas Spam every year.

by Redhope July 9, 2006