Sparkletard

A Twilight fan of the hypervigilant variety, devoid of higher thought functions and obsessed with the series, its mythology (or lack thereof), and its romance (again, or lack thereof). They analyze and parse the books as if they were scripture, showing them what it takes to attain true and immortal love. They'll debate the merits of being fucked by a vampire versus being fucked by a werewolf. They'll pay millions of dollars if only to personally gaze upon the (stuffed) codpiece of Edward Cullen. Most frighteningly, they'll bite the head off of anyone who defiles or mocks their beloved book series. They are like Sex and the City fans mated with Star Trek geeks and raised by Juno. In short, they are sparkling retards.

My ex girlfriend started reading the books before we broke up. It caused her to go full sparkletard.

I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.

by MrControversy83 February 3, 2010

mud shark

A white female, who is usually unattractive and overweight, who preferes to have sex with black gangsters from the ghetto.

The mud shark was gang banged and gave birth to a mud skipper.

by slicksal November 20, 2006

Mud Shark

A mud shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only black men. There are two distinct types of mud sharks: ....but there's a third.

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Type I Mud Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end black man.

Type II Mud Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde) who are trying to make a statement by dating a black man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.

Type III Mud Sharks (now off the endangered species list) are MOSTLY girls with education who, are dating or married to a white guy majority are good-looking girls who are not trying to make a statement by secretly dating a black man. Usually type III's are not going public with this achievement and especially not trying to make daddy mad. AND WILL TAKE THIS TOO THEIR GRAVE!!!!

The most common Type III are teachers, bank tellers, bartenders, nurses, cheating wives, military spouses,single moms, Glifs, and the Queen of ♠️

That ho over there is a mud shark.

by MUD SHARK LUVER August 6, 2018

Captain Sparklez

A YouTuber who makes Gaming videos (mostly Minecraft) which get a large amount of views. He works with many other YouTubers. He makes musical parody's of songs such as "Revenge" a parody of "DJ got us falling in love again" by Usher. And "TNT" a parody of "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz. He is a
Youtube and Machinima partner.

Amazing YouTuber who is great at games.

Boy 1: "Wow, Captain Sparklez is amazing at video games!"

Boy 2: "I know right!"

by ALPHASAMMICH October 17, 2011

dusty shark

Doing an older woman from behind while holding her head under water in a bathtub filled with salt water, so that the motion creates waves and splashing.

Dude, that girl was not into me but I gave her grandma the dusty shark. We were having so much fun she nearly drowned.

by Jailhouse Nancy April 3, 2008

jump the shark

The precise moment when you know a program, band, actor, politician, or other public figure has taken a turn for the worse, gone downhill, become irreversibly bad, is unredeemable, etc.; the moment you realize decay has set in.

Tom Cruise jumped the shark the moment he jumped Oprah's couch.

by M. R. Traska September 19, 2005

shark eyes

Its when you look at someone in the eyes, and you can just tell that there is nothing there, or they just look right through you, like you're prey. Sociopaths are said to show this trait, as well as some mentally handicapped. Check out photos of charlie manson, john wayne gacey, any of those serial killers.

That charlie manson has shark eyes.

by blaukuh August 26, 2013