Spank Bank

Sexually arousing images and/or scenarios stored in one's memory to help one achieve greater pleasure during masturbation or sex.
I saw a deer carcass on the side of the road today. That's definitely going into the spank bank!
by Wankoffski February 27, 2023
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spank shot

a picture contained in your spank bank; a pornographic image to which one may spank one's self.
Audrey sent me a total spank shot; all she's wearing is her boots.
by natashathesleuth April 23, 2010
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donelian spanking

The act of spanking one's testicles with a spatula for sexual pleasure, and sometimes self punishment.
Pronounced DOE-NEE-LEE-AN
Man: I gave myself a Donelian Spanking last night.
Woman: Leave me alone you freak! I'm calling the police!
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022
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Vermont spanking

When you spank the booty with an inverted middle finger, penitrating the anus at the same time
Keep it up and ima pull your pants down and give you a Vermont spanking.
by NorthernKnight March 17, 2022
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Tonsil Spanking

Hey, girl, let me spank those tonsils.
or
Let me give you a good tonsil spanking.
by anonymust_ May 23, 2014
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Sweep spank

The spanking of another's ass in a sweeping motion in any desired direction. Most effective when the non-palm part of the hand is used as this provides for the desired gliding action that defines the first part of this two part word.
Peter sweep spanked Vicky's bubble butt and caused a little jiggle action on her rump.
by Petrovski October 17, 2007
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Spank the wombat

To aggressively pleasure one's wiener
After Keisha blue-balled the shit out of Winston, he proceeded to spank the wombat in a 7/11 bathroom.
by cacadonalds May 05, 2015
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