A brand of shorts whose only purpose is to cover enough skin to be legal. Also, athletic shorts. Worn by volleyball players, random people during the summer and people who like short shorts. Most people fold them down once to show the white band or twice to make them shorter.
by forever September 11, 2005
Get the Soffe mug.The art of unloading a steaming pile of loose stool onto the chest of your partner. Similar to other fecal sex acts such as the Cleveland steamer, the Japanese Soft Serve is distinguished by the decorative swirl at the top of the wet mound. Accomplished by means of a quick and succinct circular hip rotation with a strong finishing clench, more experience users are able to reproduce various intricate designs. Equated with the art of Bonsai trimming, many followers find a deep and zen-like connection to their art. An erotic delicacy in many Asian and South Asian cultures, the high fiber nature of the popular rice and grain based diet creates optimal conditions for the viscous discharge needed to consummate the dirty deed.
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Get the Japanese Soft Serve mug.i.e...in consistency with "Charmin ultra soft" toilet paper. Soft, as in a pussy, letting people run over you, or talking to one's girl for extended periods of time. See "Soft". Charmin soft is being "ultra soft". Also used to refer to a rich or affluent neighborhood. "Charmin Block Niggaz"
"Are you still talking to Amina, Crack? You truely are Charmin Soft!" Or, "Ross is from that Charmin Block, cuz he's hella soft."
by Jay Boon October 1, 2007
Get the Charmin Soft mug.An English techno-pop band from the 80's. Most famous for their hit song Tainted Love. Considered a one hit wonder in America, but they have many more in England.
The members are Marc Almond (vocalist) and David Ball (keyboards, other instruments)
The members are Marc Almond (vocalist) and David Ball (keyboards, other instruments)
by the best M May 11, 2009
Get the Soft Cell mug.A sexy girl with a nice ass body. She’s one of a kind and she’s probably the toughest of them all. She’ll beat your ass if you disrespect her in any way. She’s the best at everything, she’s smarter than anyone and she has the best athletic structure, a six pack, nice titties and thicc ass. It can’t get better than sofiya all the guys want her so bad so if she has her eye on you your one lucky ass guy cuz she’ll be the girl of your dreams and you’ll probably be together forever it’s impossible not to love her. She has the most beautiful eyes on the universe usually blue or greyish green. She’s always there to help anyone her heart is made of gold and she’s probably the best girl on this planet.
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Get the Sofiya mug.To masturbate a guy while his penis is soft until he ejaculates. (This can take a very long time and often means that he doesn't like you very much.)
Kim just kept tugging at my dick. She just kept soft jacking me until I came. That chick sure is ugly but she can soft jack like a pro!
by Sam Giberson September 22, 2007
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