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Cum-smuggler

when a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina and the woman leaves it there all day.
Tristan: Dude did you hear about what Laurena did!

Anna: No what happened?

Tristan: Last night I creampied her and then she pulled her panties up and kept it there all day!

Anna: Woah! She's a cum-smuggler!
by DaddyDickLicker January 28, 2018
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the somalian smuggler

The act of inserting your finger into the anus of a woman, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position. Invented at the june bug boogie by a drunk biker.
Bro, if she is a keeper, turn her around, slide a finger in her chilly ring while she cowgirls. That's the Somalian smuggler. That's how to work that booty.
by Lil fox July 3, 2017
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bone-smuggler

The New York Post got into a lot of trouble recently with a story insinuating that ex-Dodgers pitcher Sandy Koufax might be a bone-smuggler.
by Anthony Brancato April 21, 2003
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Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla'

1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.

2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.
See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!
by Saucydon May 15, 2006
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plum smuggler

Tight shorts in general on males. So tight that testicles are bulging in the crotch. It gives the appearance as if the wearer is smuggling plums in his shorts. Hence the name "Plum smugglers". These shorts are often worn by American tourists abroad.
"Damn, how can you fit your balls in those plum smugglers?"

American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).

Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.
by DizzleOC April 10, 2008
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budgee smugler

tight, revealing bathers resembling undies
by jane October 15, 2003
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smuggle puff

a person that is blazed out of their mind, that has been gettin high on that good shit, dro, haze, etc.
on the phone
me (pick up): Waattsssuupppp.. HEHEHEHE.. im highhhh
jeff: ight, hey Smuggle Puff
by chanteah February 23, 2006
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