SMOF

Suck Me Off Faggot

Facebook Chat.

Guy 1: i h8 you i don't even know why anyone likes you.

Guy 2: SMOF

by AngusFromNowraWriteThis June 17, 2012

Death to Smoochy

Rough sex. To pound a girl's vagina.

"she's about to get that Death to Smoochy"

by AK Feezy May 31, 2006

Sloofing

New sport in which you combine the main elements of all sports, but never really finding the common denominator between the barrells.

I went sloofing today, it was rough.

by HoogieDowser August 5, 2011

dick smooch

guy that may not suck a dick, but would damn sure hold one in his mouth til' the swelling goes down.

That muthafucka just looks like a dick smooch!

by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010

smoobies

Sweaty man boobies. Much like moobies, but far worse.

I've noticed that since I've begun to lose weight, my smoobies are getting smaller. What should I do?

by Señor A. May 1, 2008

shmoof

A sign of distress, said when one is shocked, appalled, or just plain bored.

Girl 1: I said no to that dude that asked me out.
Girl 2: OMG! Shmoof! Why? He was hot!

by RawrBucketsIZFIT March 15, 2009

shoof

To be harmlessly dishonest in an attempt to prove a point or express great knowledge of subjects where only a fraction of knowledge actually exists.

After sounding like you knew the area well, the directions you gave me were all wrong. You shoofed me.

by Steve Wilson April 23, 2004