Smorgle

To sympathize with someone about something you have nothing to do with.

1: My boss is a total jerk!
2: That sucks! I smorgle!

by sarahndipities June 8, 2019

Smoglessdoor189

a child

guy 1: did you see that total smoglessdoor189?
guy 2: yeah, what a smoglessdoor189

by The Body of God August 7, 2021

pube smuggler

A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth

The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.

by Awsnap Whoodat September 24, 2011

smoogle

To Have Sexuall Intercourse

DAN:hey brittany you wanna smoogle after work?

BRITTANY: HELL YEAH!

by itsthatguy2010 February 27, 2010

raisin smuggler

some one with really tiny balls so as if to look like he was smuggling rasins

omg look at that guys sack it looks like he is smuggling a couple of rasins, what raisin smuggler

by tug boat January 5, 2009

Snoggle

from the British verb snog, it implies french kissing something...but what?

Ex. 1
Bob: Hey dog, your girl came over last night.
Dick: Is that right? What did y'all talk about?
Bob: Well there wasn't much to talk about since she straight snoggled my dick!

Ex. 2
Snoggle a dick! (as a gesture between friends)

Ex. 3
Snoggle a dick (in response to someone pisses you off)

by DDubbz August 9, 2009

grape smuggler

grape-smuggler is a man that goes for women that lack maturity or are too young

since Fit got with so many grossly young girls, he is known as being a grape smuggler

by robby vl January 13, 2007