dick smudge

When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.

I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.

by Soups October 6, 2016

office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.

Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.

by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017

Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively

It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.

by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017

love smudge

Another name for your offspring or the wet sticky spot in the back seat of your car

My two little love smudges got themselves sent to the principal's office for making a love smudge in his car.

by JackWhatTheHellBurton April 21, 2018

Austin Smider

Its not chance, it's smiders system. Smider, The beginning-204 BC

It's not by accident, or by chance. It's the system by Austin Smider

by CoKhan July 16, 2019

Rug smudger

A person who drags their bare ass across someone's carpet or rug leaving a skid mark (a line of fecal matter) on said carpet or rug intentionally.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.

That rug smudger ruined your new carpet, you may never get that stain out.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.

by Axe smacker August 29, 2019

Poop Smudge

When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.

Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020