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Shituation

A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.
"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."

"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."
by jayksroom March 7, 2015
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Shituation

A: "I had the turbo squirts and found out, afterward, that the toilet paper was out."

B: "That, sir, is a shituation."

A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."

B: "That, son, is a shituation."
by Captain Milligan December 1, 2010
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Brandon: I was caught smokin' weed in the bathroom. I think I'm going to be expelled.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.
by Dosaaaa January 8, 2016
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Hitlering the situation

When someone tries to say something to make the situation better, but ultimately fucks things up even worse.
Apparently my friend over here didn't get the hint that he was Hitlering the situation until after the bitch maced him.
by Team Asunder February 22, 2011
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sticky situation

the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
by BBBBob October 28, 2006
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Boner Situation

A situation that is likely to give a boner. Usually involve women (for straight people).
Exemple:
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.

Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.
by Ramsmaster June 7, 2010
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win-whatever situation

You could either win or the outcome doesn't impact your life in a negative way, per se
Olivia- "So, I wanna email this 27yr old professional guy. I liked his personal ad and hes hot, but I don't think he wants to date an 18yr old and I don't like rejection" :/

Micky- "Well, email rejection is the least harsh form of rejection. The way I see it, its a win-whatever situation" :/
by MickyM0nk3y December 15, 2010
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