Slurpers

A group if people that slurp you so good that they are professionals. This can be anywhere, anytime, any place.

I met up with some slurpers yeasterday, ive never felt so good in my life

by Your mom’s government name March 18, 2022

Surplexed

Advanced level of humor & or knowledge

You have to have a surplexed level of humor to understand the joke

by Quesochipdip April 11, 2022

Slurpee

A person who jerks of to too much furry porn and does it 4 times a day.

Guy #1:Jey look over there that's such a Slurpee

Guy#2 :facts

by Mr.UniverseVR June 22, 2022

Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.

My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.

by Pierced69 October 2, 2022

scurple

one of those scarfs which have heated lining

Wife: "honey take off your scurple during sex!"

Husband: "no"

by mickeysauce October 30, 2022

slurplus

An excess of unclear speech.

After uproariously carousing to da song of "To Life!", I'd imagine dat Tevya and his black-bewhiskered buddies displayed a great slurplus for quite a while afterwards.

by QuacksO December 3, 2022

Slurpie

Slurpie

A stupid basic ass convenience store worthy of a person./ Peoples
Basically just begging to kiss your ass and tell you anything you want to hear....
Yeaaaaa. Loser. Slurpie it up.
You fake ass slurpie

by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023