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blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.
Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery
by agarts1 January 13, 2011
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Shapiro'd

A verb that describes the process in which a member of the female sex, for no reason whatsoever, prohibits a member of the male sex from feeling her breasts.
Oh my god, I can't believe he got Shapiro'd last week!
by Generic01 March 5, 2008
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Shapeshifter

This druid is not called Shapeshifter because of his great access to a variety of forms, rather because of his complete dedication to a single form. This druid has willingly allowed himself to become infected with lycanthropy, but due to intense study and training he has the ability to control his affliction. The creature he becomes is that of a werewolf, the most famous of all the lycanthrope shape changers.
a very wierd and powerful person
by smurf August 23, 2004
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Shape

1.n Positive term. something considered good, useful and/or interesting.
2.ad describing someone or something that is or has good, useful and/or interesting properties
3.v action of bringing shapes to a given situation
4.proper noun, name given to someone who has a reputation of pulling shapes
5.n gadget, gizmo
6.n drugs
7.n object of mystery or suprise
8.n refers to the part of space occupied by an object as determined by its external boundary
1.that is a proper shape!
2.my mate dave is well shapesy
3.i'm pulling shapes
4.alright shapes, how's it going?
5.this lazer is a right shape
6.bobby got busted and got all his shapes raped
7.do you wanna see my shapes?
8.that dodecahedron is such a shape
9.this definition of shape is well shapesy
by Firleigh rinse mincers December 21, 2008
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gangsta shap

look at that dude gangsta shappin with all da biddies
by john-ben17 July 18, 2009
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Shap

Yea bra she Jhi like a shap bra.

Where are the shaps at?
by TrillTel March 1, 2020
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mart-shaped box

A big-box store, such as Wal-Mart and Target. Often specializes in one-stop shopping. Partially responsible for urban sprawl and the downfall of shopping malls.
I do all my shopping at the mart-shaped box.
by Fred the Wolf September 5, 2005
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