pootie scoop

Describes the act of snatching or redirecting a buddy's potential sexual conquest.

Also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping

Jake: Man, you see the chick Frank just scored?

Paul: Just wait til he goes for a wee. I'm definitely pulling a pootie scoop. She's going home with me!

Jake: That's cold.

by acehole2 July 5, 2010

Scoop

The act of bending your pointer finger at both joints making a hook shape. This is used to flick across the nipple or to make the bosom of your victim bounce, in an act of agression.

James: Imma scoop you nigga
William: I'd love to see you try.
James *scoops william* "Scoop"
William: MY NIPPLE!!!!!!!!
Josh: OH NO MAN DOWN!

by Jnasty502 March 14, 2013

scoop and throw

Reaching back through your legs, laying a full turd on your palm and throwing it into the face of an adversary

Bron was gob smacked when the two timing Girlfriend bent down and executed a perfect scoop and throw into the face of her friend

by Kii_wii October 27, 2015

scoop dick

A person who looks like they have zero skill and performs with zero skill.

Caleb looked like a complete scoop dick trying to play basketball.

by Vauhgn June 28, 2016

Sandling Scoop

An object similar to a spoon but with a longer handle and a deeper scoop, generally used to profusely shove sand up ones butt hole until they can no longer pucker their sphincter muscle.

Hey bro, lets go build some sandcastles on the beach and try out this new sandling scoop that I borrowed from my friend, Nick.

by JCaal November 27, 2016

Pumpkin Scoop

When a girl is bent over and vigorously finger banged from behind in a scooping manner.

Damn did you see that girl squirt when I was pumpkin scooping her?

I hear Lindsey loves getting pumpkin scooped. She's badass.

by hunter December 23, 2016

Scoop De Ville

Term used when you are trying to secret information from another. To acquire gossipy info.

Eyldia, you need to get me that Scoop De Ville on what is going on with Eddie and his girl..

by JayGee 74 April 20, 2018