scrub a tub

Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern latitude countries such as Canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you testicles into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are hellman's. Please note, you can also make tuna salad using your balls.

David S, your dick is bleeding, did you scrub a tub?

by Anonymous11231234141414124112 December 16, 2008

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Scrubbin

hahah not loookkking good..

yaddiddadddaa holluh.. all scrubbbed out!

i was scrubbin

by babybrittae December 24, 2008

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scrumduggle

v. to root through an ashtray looking for smokeable butts after you've run out of whole cigarettes.

By 4:00 a.m. we'd smoked all of our cigarettes, so our drunk asses were forced to scrumduggle through the ashtray to see if there was anything we could smoke in there.

by Kdubbie September 4, 2005

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Scrubstitution

When a sports team, most commonly basketball, knows a game is out of reach and subs in the bench warmers to play out the rest of the game.

Endicott knew the Scots had won so the coach went to Gary on his bench for a Scrubstitution.

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

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Scrust

1.) (n.) The dried film left on your "parts" the morning after if you don't clean up after yourself.
2.) (n.) Sex crust.

(adj.) Scrusty

1.) He was too drunk to remember what happened last night but the scrust on his dick told him he must have had fun.

2.) When he woke up, his dick was glued to his thigh with scrust.

by Darnell Woody January 22, 2010

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