Scottish

An embittered, jealous person, who is pathetically weak in both mind and body and usually repugnant to behold and/or a gingernut.
A 'Scottish' person will always be dependant for their very existence on the English - but will continually slag them off and try to belittle them in a laughable attempt to regain some self respect - a fact which they universally loathe and try to deny, all to no avail.
'Scottish' people are extremely arrogant and think themselves superior to all other nations, often claiming to be invincible fighters*(!)
Chronically insecure, prone to alcoholism and crack-inhalation, the average 'Scottish' person is one to swerve as they are beset with misery and are always to be found whining.

"Look at the state of that! What a tramp!"
"He's Scottish.."
"Oh, right."

"Does anyone know the reason Andrew commited suicide?"
"He was Scottish..... poor sod".

"Look at that transvestite over there wearing a miniskirt in broad daylight!"
"He's Scottish"
"I wonder how he came to terms with that?"

"I'd rather be dead than Scottish, they're the laughing stock of the globe"

by TheValeyard January 27, 2023

Scottish Dumplings

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex

Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping

by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023

scromiting

When you are vomiting noise only and it sounds similar to a cat screaming

He had some much marijuana in the last four decades he is now in the ED waiting room scromiting.

by ERforLIFE April 29, 2023

scrotanising

A gathering of three or more people coming together to compare the length of their “noses”.

That was an epic night of scrotanising, where everyone took out their “noses”.

by Retroly June 16, 2023

Scottish Beyonce

A funny nickname for Lewis Capaldi.

“Lewis Capaldi calls himself the Scottish Beyonce”

by Tommohoranstyles June 27, 2023

Scottish tears

Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.

It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.

by mal_42 July 11, 2023

Scottish butterfly

Scottish Butterfly - The act of soiling undergarments.

I was close to a "Scottish Butterfly".

by 23777 July 22, 2023