ass scab

An ass scab is a person with asshole friend/spouse that trys to fix the problems/situation the ass has caused

Ass: wtf you are mcdonalds and you are out of cheese burgers? Friend/spouse: im sorry he/she is being an ass. McD's worker: dude im already angry dont try to be an ass scab for that ass

by pseudonwanafukwitme October 26, 2013

salsa scab

Dried salsa on your t-shirt from the night before

I woke up hungover this morning and didn't realize I had to pick off my salsa scab until I arrived at work.

by 1Munkie1 August 23, 2015

Jizz scab

The thin layer of semen that dries over a mans dick hole after sex.

My Jizz scab caused a three way piss stream that wrecked my Moms bathroom.

by The-cc August 29, 2017

Silky scab

A scab after being submerged in water for an extended amount of time.

After I got out of the pool I had silky scab going on!

by FoxyRoxi! October 14, 2017

Dildo Scabbard

A sheath for the shaft of a long dildo, typically made of leather or metal.

With a steely gaze, Steph returned her giant toy to its dildo scabbard for safe keeping.

by kuhlschool February 6, 2018

jungle scab

A jungle scab is a joint, which as it burns, has the oily residue below the cherry rolled in grated hash.

Gee whiz bede, this jungle scab is hefty!

by HancasterLouse November 14, 2019

flesh scabbard

a flesh scabbard is a person usually a female that has a body count of at least ten and wears revealing clothes every where she goes.

This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.

“YOUR MOTHER IS A FLESH SCABBARD!!!”

by ur moms a hoee November 14, 2019