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scrambling eggs 

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.
Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.
scrambling eggs by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

scrambling 

1. looking rugged or like you just woke up. messed up hair and clothes.
2. struggling. forgetting things or looking for things or trying to get things done in a hurry.
1. She looked scrambling this morning without her make-up.

2. I was scrambling to find my homework before school this morning.
scrambling by Bob Treebark April 18, 2010

soap scrambling 

1.The act of trying to scoop up your soap in the changing room / prison showers, as fast as possible, in order to avoid suprise sex or rape. Often the faster you scramble the more the soap slips away creating panic and more slipping until you gain a couple of inches. The act of being penetrated when soap scrambling creates more shock and panic for the victim.
1. Dude after football the other day i dropped the soap in the changing room showers and mattew owned me as i was soap scrambling.
soap scrambling by Dunzel October 19, 2006

Scrambling 

Not performing well in a particular task, getting beaten easily, very poorly done, struggling.
E.g. someone does something poorly: You're scrambling
Scrambling by SS-man December 25, 2007

tooth scribbling sushi nigga 

A deregulatory slur for someone of Asian descent, primarily used by African Americans. referencing the Asian "buck tooth" stereotype, chopsticks, and sushi being a Japanese originating food.
Charles: Hey Linus, this west nile snatch doesn't know who Martin Luthor Kang is!

Sally: Martin Luthor Kang? sounds like a tooth scribbling sushi nigga!

Linus: Allow me the latitude of completion hover bitch! Martin Luthor Kang, was a boss ass pimp and thanks to him we get the day off and get marathons of sanford and son!

Scribbling on Sanity 

The most badass band you'll ever hear of!
"Dude have you heard of Scribbling on Sanity?" "Yea they're fuckin awesome!"
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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