Dr. Squirt

When you go into a doctors office for a prostate exam. In preparation for said exam you put a picture of a butthole over your penis. When the doctor proceeds to give the exam you squirt a mixture of cum and lubricant all over the doctors inserted finger.

I’m horny for a Dr. Squirt bro. Do you want to give me a prostate exam?

by Silly skank January 13, 2023

The Dirty Squirt

While having sex with a dirty black woman, you cum in her mouth, and she spits it back on you.

"I just gave black betty the dirty squirt the other day!"

by Clifford Skyler February 12, 2008

Regurgitated Pussy Squirt

I matter of vagina mess that is vomited when a man sucks in all the pussy juice...or just a fucking dickface.

1) Ugh, that regurgitated pussy squirt is leaving a horrible aftertaste.

2) Dude, just shut the fuck up you regurgitated pussy squirt.

by I rule so much ass. May 13, 2005

Burpee Squirt

(n.) The act of doing the burpee exercise (jump and then squat as you come down) while crapping in your pants as you come down for the squat part of the burpee exercise.

As John was doing his burpees for track practice, he felt the burpee squirts coming, but it was too late for him the stop it.

by XMSquiZZ360 November 13, 2013

muff squirt

When your muffin(vagina) squirts.

Oh! I'm about to muff squirt!

by Muff squirt expert August 12, 2017

Mexican squirt

When you fill an enema with Fanta, fill their butthole with it, then have them shit it on your face

Evelyn gave me a Mexican squirt last night. Don't you wanna?

by C_rizzle October 28, 2017

Poop Squirt

The occurrence of liquid coming out of one’s anal sphincter during flatulence.

Joe: *Farts*

Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.

Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”

by ILoveZachC February 22, 2021