Slipper Radius

The maximum amount of distance you will travel from your house while wearing slippers before deciding you need to change to shoes.

dude 1"I chased after the garbage truck for almost to blocks, but then i hit my slipper radius and i knew there was no way"

dude 2: "bummer"

by nickzilllllla May 10, 2011

slippery kitchen

A game where you drink copious amounts of whiskey and then proceed to pour olive oil all over the linoleum in your kitchen and then try to fight your friends.

Thanks to Jim Beam, we got our slippery kitchen on last night.

by banchronic February 8, 2012

Slippery Douchbag

A man where you are not quite sure if he is a douchbag or not.

He's such a slippery douchbag. He's nice, but his actions sometimes...

by Jade Wilder October 28, 2012

skippendix

A skippendix is a fictive organ which can cause ailments preventing one from going to school or work. This is also referred to as skippendicitis.

Ah man, can't make it to class today, my skippendix hurts.

by alphageek.dk April 28, 2014

slippery surprise

When you slide from the one hole into the two hole.

"I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."

by Cougar slayer April 14, 2014

slippered

Wasted, Drunk, hammered, inebriated

hey dicky , let's get slippered this weekend for the boys

by Wrightnowfitness August 23, 2014

Slipendictomy

To stealthily insert one's member into one's partner's orifice, typically occurring in the morning.

I woke up with a raging boner and only 20 minutes to get ready for work. Foreplay would take too long and waking my partner would be bothersome. If I was to deswell my throbbing member, it was critical that I perform the slipendictomy quickly.

by Meatymuff January 27, 2016