slipendictomy

This is a pseudo-medical procedure in which a male vertebrate from the phylum chordata inserts his phallus into a complimentary female's vagina.

Dude, I had to perform a slipendictomy on this girl today, she was alright.

by Weiping February 12, 2007

Slipendictomy

To stealthily insert one's member into one's partner's orifice, typically occurring in the morning.

I woke up with a raging boner and only 20 minutes to get ready for work. Foreplay would take too long and waking my partner would be bothersome. If I was to deswell my throbbing member, it was critical that I perform the slipendictomy quickly.

by Meatymuff January 27, 2016

slipindicktomy

The insertion of the male sexual organ, the penis, into the female sexual organ, the vagina, with the goal of achieving pleasure, relieving stress and tension, and preserving health, as well as procreation.

"You are very tense today, if you want, I could perform a quick slipindicktomy to rectify that problem."

by TheBoz May 27, 2007

shitendictomy

When you have anal sex with someone, and they purposefully shit on your tool as you pull out. Usually a form of revenge.

"Damn, I broke up with Angus and we had some break-up sex. Man, he gave me a shitendictomy on the way out. I guess I deserve it!"

by AngusStarbies July 28, 2016