slipendictomy
This is a pseudo-medical procedure in which a male vertebrate from the phylum chordata inserts his phallus into a complimentary female's vagina.
slipendictomy by Weiping February 12, 2007
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Slipendictomy
I woke up with a raging boner and only 20 minutes to get ready for work. Foreplay would take too long and waking my partner would be bothersome. If I was to deswell my throbbing member, it was critical that I perform the slipendictomy quickly.
Slipendictomy by Meatymuff January 27, 2016
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slipindicktomy
The insertion of the male sexual organ, the penis, into the female sexual organ, the vagina, with the goal of achieving pleasure, relieving stress and tension, and preserving health, as well as procreation.
"You are very tense today, if you want, I could perform a quick slipindicktomy to rectify that problem."
slipindicktomy by TheBoz May 27, 2007
shitendictomy
When you have anal sex with someone, and they purposefully shit on your tool as you pull out. Usually a form of revenge.
"Damn, I broke up with Angus and we had some break-up sex. Man, he gave me a shitendictomy on the way out. I guess I deserve it!"
shitendictomy by AngusStarbies July 28, 2016
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