runny poops

Basically just another word for diarrhea and mostly only old ladies use it.

Gotta run to the bathroom Linda! I've got the runny poops!!!

by Bruh savage February 16, 2017

Running dry stab

The act of sexual penetration without moisture or lubricants and a run up

Jack gave jack a running dry stab. His bottom was sore the next day.

by Leeos June 6, 2017

running fuck at a rolling doughnut

A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.

"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."

by hughster February 7, 2018

Runny buns

A diarrhea scenario in which the stool doesn’t have enough velocity to discharge properly.

Dem runny buns got me all calling outta work tomorrow, bruh.

by Braniff Jorgensen May 29, 2018

Running Gag

A joke whose humor derives from repetition, ideally becoming funnier each time it is repeated. Must be repeated at least three times, otherwise it's a Brick Joke.

Kermit the Frog: No, Fozzie! Do not answer that telephone!
Fozzie Bear: But, Kermit, all these terrific, funny things happen when I do answer it!
Kermit: I'm aware of that! I'm aware of that, Fozzie! Is there no end to this running gag?!
— The Muppet Show

by Kayuri Pax June 9, 2018

Running fuck slap

Two decibels louder/harder than a poes klap #poesklap . A slap administered by running at the recipient to maximise the effect of an open handed slap to the face.

My ex boss deserves a running fuck slap

by Quin_KX May 18, 2019

Runnerrhea

Running induced diarrhea. Like runners trots, only worse.

Thank goodness that run ended when it did- I hate to have runnerrhea running down my legs!

by Brantel March 25, 2019