Royal Hooper

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he can't ball at all.

That guy sucks he must be Royal Hooper

by PixelChimp April 12, 2021

royal blizzard

A crown of cum and knighting ceremony with erect dick

We went for for ice cream and I gave her a royal blizzard.

by Nindmcnin September 28, 2017

royal anglian

Fucking great supermen.

Fucking great supermen who bestow death upon muj.

All other military branches are inferior to 1 royal anglian the 'vikings'

by FuckingGreatSuperMenVIKINGS December 25, 2016

A Royale with Cheese

What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.

John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 21, 2019

Royal Facial

Act of a man shooting cum across the woman's forehead creating the image that she is wearing a crown.

Girl have such great head I gave her a Royal Facial and crowned her queen of sucking dick.

by MrFreeze14 August 4, 2014

royale cum

when you get that sweet win and you can't help but jizz everywhere

me: i was so close to getting that victory royale
henry: nope the royale cum is all mine

by hurseoclock March 26, 2019

royal rimjob

The act of eating your partners ass while simultaneously pushing her head into a toilet and flushing it

Last night I gave my wife a ROYAL RIMJOB

by JamNJme May 13, 2018