Rubenesque

See fat.

Sabrina is Rubenesque.

by riftertet August 8, 2009

Ruben

A short skinny gay kid who gets beat up everyday for wearing nail polish and makeup. Rubens get called every gay slur in the book and if you're near a Ruben you feel the urge to fuck the other gender.

Girl: Look at Ruben with an earring in his right ear
Guy: What a fag

by >o< September 20, 2017

Ruben

A well thought out, methodical, and ruthless statement spoken with no fucks given. Often a metaphor, simile, or hyperbole, but can also be meant literally.

"She's gotta be the only person to get cancer and gain weight..."

"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."

by Jeezuradick October 10, 2015

Rubenesque

Really F**K**G fat

"Ashley is a rubenesque cheeky,Plump,fleshy fellow"

by Mcmurdle December 3, 2003

Ruben

The Fat man that could!

"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but fuck the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn fucking thing!

by shiznitz0r May 21, 2003

Ruben's Love.

A Ruben's number 1 love would currently be named Wendy.

''Ruben's Love. is Wendy, there gonna be together for ever.''

by benthedude September 27, 2011

Reuven

Red head mustang owner that owns a fake mustang gt and only wears sunglasses at night. Also very big pp if camera zoomed in.

“See that guy over there”
“Yah?”

“He’s such a Reuven for driving that thang”

by African aushwitz February 28, 2019