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Getting Retarded

The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.
"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"

"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."
by Seminoles91 February 18, 2010
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beat retarded

The point at which one has been beaten, physically, emotionally, and or spiritually that the end result is of them being in a permanent state of retard.
Dude 1: wtf happened to dude 2 and why is he acting retarded?

Dude 2: (mumbles whilst drooling) manarah!
Some other dude: oh he got beat retarded.
by mogar08 December 23, 2011
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Half-Retarded

The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.
Did you just hear what Tommy said? Man that guy is Half-Retarded I swear...
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Retardicle

Some one Stupid, Ignorant or Annoying you would call them retardicle
by Mrs.Jakcson November 6, 2007
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retardicus maximus

The largest retard in the world ever. ryan sucks
Hi Retardicus Maximus
Hey, look over there, its Retardicus Maximus
by FuckStain101 May 13, 2018
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Retard showdown

At lunch when two autistic kids stare down eachother from across the table and grunt and spazz out at the same time.
Roman: see those kids? Bout to have a retard showdown
by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 24, 2019
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Retard

people who add names to urban dictionary are total retards. nobody gives a shit about what you think of some random person. just stop.
by StrightOuttaTheTrashCan January 27, 2021
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