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Rave-Ready

Rave-ready is a term referring to the mind state of being "down to do anything at any time without question", as long as it's socially called for within a group setting. Originally referring to excessive drug usage and partying, the creators of the word soon realized it was more than that... it's an entire lifestyle.

You're either Rave-ready or you're not.
There is no grey area or in-between.
If someone asks you if you're Rave-ready, you say, "Yes... I AM."

If the situation becomes foul and disgusting to the point of not being cool anymore, you can claim "I'm not Rave-ready enough", and in this case you are exempted because that situation has become "Rave-expired". It is no longer within the bondaries of being Rave-ready.

Both living creatures and inanimate objects can be Rave-ready. It takes a lot for a non-living item to be Rave-ready though. It has to be TRULY Rave-ready to be Rave-ready.

The group consensus determines if someone or something is Rave-ready or not.
Holy fuck, this cats on 10 pills, 7 tabs, 1/8 of gooms, and now he's rollin a P-Dogg!! Talk about bein RAVE-READY!!!


Holy shit that guy is drinking his own puke, he's totally Rave-Expired


Wow look at him take a shit in that random planter. He's totally Rave-Ready, almost Rave-Expired!



**ANYBODY WHO IS ON YOUR TEAM IS NOT RAVE-READY!**
by rave-ready August 19, 2008
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Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'

A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.
Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!
by zogree January 1, 2009
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read books

you i'm bout to read books later on tonight.
by mexicater March 12, 2011
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read for trash

to bitch someone out.
That player was cheating on me. The next time I see his ass I'm going to read him for trash.
by Amanda May 11, 2004
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Readington middleschool

A toxic ass school made up of whores who fuck everything that has a dick. Kids that think they cool cuz they be vapin an shii. Oh ass teachers who hate they job and only there to fuck up yo day by makin shii harder for you, and some crazy ass rapists that like to grab lil girls asses
Yo what school u go to?

Readington middleschool. Why
Oh fuck bro we can’t hang no mo.

Y?

Cuz u be goin to school wit a bunch of rich white whores
by Daddy moss if yk yk lmaoo January 7, 2020
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Shovel-Ready

A state of readiness, needing only a shift in resources - monetary, emotional, psychological - in ones favor.
I'm shovel-ready for a relationship with Betty, if only she knew I existed.
by Darren O'Donnell January 28, 2009
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read between game

1. To understand someone's real feelings or intentions from what they say and/or do.

2. To understand someone's object of attack or intentions of being grimy.
The best time to read between game is when people are too nice or too sweet.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 31, 2007
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