Refrigerator eyes

Overlooking the obvious. It's when you're searching everywhere in the refrigerator for the milk, only to fail to notice that it's right in front of you.

1. "I can't find my keys."

"Hey Refrigerator eyes, they are in your hand."
2. Looking for your sunglasses when they are perched on top of your head.
3. Trying to find a pen to write with while it's already in your pocket.
4. Looking for your phone while talking on it and not realizing it's in your hand.

by jawa nomad February 19, 2024

refrigarapist

(rē-frij-a-rā-pist) noun,adv,v: (1) A person who shamelessly empties or vandalizes a refrigerator, usually at night time. (2) What you would call an highly unethical mortician.

Girl, I'd love to fix breakfast, but it looks like I got hit by the refrigarapist last night.

by Debbin Blilson December 27, 2024

refract

big monkey balls

hope you get refract on your face

by anonymous January 23, 2025

Refrigerator Shopping With Mom

Code for railing lines of coke off the limp cock of a Venezuelan gang banger while 3 midgets play roshambo in the corner dressed as oompa loompas.

I wont be able to raid with the boys tonight, Sara caved and set up some refrigerator shopping with mom for my birthday.

by SkerdausMom April 3, 2025

Refresh Song

A song that you've heard before but not for a while, especially one that you don't remember well.

The first song I heard yesterday but the second one was a refresh song I haven't hears for years.

by Shugunou September 8, 2025

Refried Man

When a person gets high and then high again as the first high wears off.

"Marco's locked in his room i think he's about to be a refried man"

by NopeNope6969 September 14, 2025

refreshitting

often used to describe the taste of the Ganges River in India

Oh my god beta, the river water is so refreshitting. Come on, try some!

by posoeouodooonoyom September 26, 2025