Tennessee Ranch

A thick coagulated sperm load found with bits of tobacco best served on food

This guy really pissed me off so I put some Tennessee Ranch on his pizza.

by Shinron Sakai September 20, 2014

Rimming rancher

When you are having sex and your partner puts jolly ranchers (green apple) up you butt, and you poop them into her mouth while she rims you.

Last night my girl bought some jolly ranchers and I gave her the ole rimming rancher

by Ch.FHI June 9, 2015

Birthday ranch

A mans ejaculate

"You know you want some birthday ranch girl"

by Aman54 September 13, 2016

Rape ranch

Fraternity housing at most (not necessarily all) American universities.

Maddie: Hey Courtney, should we go to the party at the Phi Beta Delta tonight?
Courtney: Hell no, stay away from that rape ranch.

Scott: Hey Mark, where are you taking that shotgun?
Mark: To the Delts house.
Scott: What happened there?
Mark: One of them wants to take my sister down to the rape ranch for date night.
Scott: Is there another bat in the house? I gotta join you.
Mark: You're a good man Scott.

by JustAnotherSaturdayNight August 28, 2016

Psycho Ranch

It's a facility where people go to get it together. It usually specializes in drug addiction, sex addiction, and trauma. Instead of a cold, clinical setting, it's usually more like a resort, or set in the country, or possibly a ranch.

"He wanted to lay low after his 4th dui, so he spent a week at that psycho ranch." or, "The court ordered her to do a stint in rehab, so she booked a room at the psycho ranch for a month."

by Ottawa0214 June 4, 2017

Booty Ranch

Booty Ranch is a mixture of poo flakes and nut after you cum in a persons ass.

Dang Felica, ya booty ranch smell!

by Pazopy August 7, 2018

Hot Ranch

Ranch, ranch is a term for FRESH cum. Or to be face fucked then cummed on. So, hope y'all get some hot ranch ;)

Dude I spilt my hot ranch all over her face last night.

by Dickdumbdaddy August 21, 2018