raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.

I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.

by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017

Raccoonize

Recognizing a broad who normally wears thick, dark eye makeup without their makeup on.

Whoa, Miranda's not wearing any eyeliner today!

Oh my lort, I almost didn't raccoonize her!

by Yeahsurewhynot September 22, 2017

raccoonn

A girl getting fuck in the asshole with a pink toy then fucking a boy in the ass either dick and having animal baby’s

Raccoonn

by anonymous November 24, 2017

raccooned

when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon

that joke was so funny I raccooned

by 4182931 March 13, 2018

Raccoon surprise

Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise

Me and ted decided to try a raccoon surprise with his friends and I ended up fucking Jason!

by Bean boy July 12, 2018

Raccoon sandwich

A sandwich famously eaten by the great orham of the sheetmetal world, made by a blend of pet raccoon shit and stale bread, it is most enjoyed by the council house family’s of today.

Jeremy brought a raccoon sandwich into work today

by Chicken shop August 31, 2018

raccoon butter

A form of peanut butter that has both a watery and gritty texture. Not sweet, not sour. Very earthy and delicious. Not for the faint of heart.

SC, stop eating that raccoon butter and get logging!

by Slick_stroker February 13, 2019