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relationship roofie

the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.

Other side effects include, but are not limited to:

- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon
"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"
by SummerofJuly August 14, 2009
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dream roofie

Verb; When you remember hardly anything about your dream excluding one or two extremely vague details. Also, when you wake up, realize how awesome your dream was last night while mentally reminding yourself to tell someone, then completely forgetting what your dream was about ten minutes later.
Something about Chuck Norris... I don't know, I think I might have been slipped a dream roofie.
by pseudonympseudonympseudonymp December 3, 2010
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Friend Roofie

Too add more alcohol to a friend's drink, when they're not looking.
Guys, Anne isn't looking! Friend roofie her drink!
by Vegasryn September 13, 2014
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lankford roofing

Lankford roofing company is a residential and commercial roofing company established 1937 in Denison Texas.
Lankford Roofing is a great roofing company.
by Roofing December 14, 2016
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Mission Rooftop

An event performed in the quiet neighborhoods of Cape Cod during the winter. In which a person wears a military helmet and climbs onto their roof in order to look into the house from their skylight. It is quite perilous and only can be done when one’s parents are not home. Participating in a Mission Rooftop can earn you fame either online or in school.
Did you see Hayley climb onto her roof in her spam post?

Yeah fam she was completing Mission Rooftop.
by justice4spike February 12, 2019
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Dick roof

An oversized disproportionate belly which hangs over your penis so you cannot see it. Also know as a pecker patio, and penis shelter
I was naked walking in the rain. Everywhere got soak and wet except for my penis thanks to my dick roof - DAyBallz
by RyanandDaylensnutz July 19, 2019
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Red roof

When a girl on her period rides your faces.
“Aye! She just gave me that red roof!”
by Cxrpze January 5, 2021
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