life readiness

Chill out lesson. The subject which isn't tested.

Dude, why waste your energy on Life Readiness?

by You don't chibai January 27, 2019

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gas station ready

Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!

Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!

by King Yamayama April 11, 2024

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ready red

She Juicy like a steak. Her pussy is tender medium rare ready to be eaten.

She Ready Red ya dig. Hitting that tonight.

by Beanie Sides September 15, 2022

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Are you ready to burn some cotton?

Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.

hey guys! Are you ready to burn some cotton?

by Bert Retain February 21, 2013

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Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 06, 2022

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