Reverse Queef

When a women sucks things into their vagina, much like a vaccum.

When I lost my keys, it turns out I accidently reverse queefed them.

by WeinerBarf April 14, 2015

dick queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005

Beef Queef

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.

She let our a juicy beef queef.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

pickled queef

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.

It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar

by Dr Cocknballs September 29, 2009

on command queef

queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down

i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef

by kyliefofo February 27, 2009

queef cake

Related to the term "douche bag." Often used for people who think they are "the shit" and "act a fool."

Hey Bill, take a look at this queef cake coming down the hall.

by yeah, ok November 07, 2007

queef jerky

An old, dried up piece of cunny

Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!

by Alexander Papsmear April 07, 2005