an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch
"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese
by matt July 26, 2003
mugGet the quarter pounder with cheesemug.

three-quarter-sister

Daughter of a person's father with that same person's maternal aunt or daughter of a person's mother with that same person's paternal uncle.
My three-quarter-sister is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
mugGet the three-quarter-sistermug.

Close Quarter Mortar

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.
Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar
by TheGrogotch February 5, 2010
mugGet the Close Quarter Mortarmug.

quarter life crisis

a. like a mid-life crisis, except it usually occurs around the age of 20, or a quarter of the way through your life

b. said the awesome song "why georgia" by John Mayer
by orangeness May 12, 2004
mugGet the quarter life crisismug.

a quarter mile at a time

A person living their life with uncertainty. Someone who doesn't see a good future for themselves. Everyday pretty much the same.
I live my life a quarter mile at a time, cuz i dont have a job and i'm a high school drop out.
by Tiga July 27, 2007
mugGet the a quarter mile at a timemug.
The Quarter Pounder with Cheese had to decide between eating that week or getting some sweet ointment for her snizz.
by Lifter5 January 13, 2008
mugGet the Quarter Pounder with Cheesemug.
Why?

'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.
Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.
by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016
mugGet the Put A Quarter in Your Assmug.

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