Porcelustin

When a man and a woman are in a bathroom and the man sits on a toilet with the lid down and the woman sits on one of his legs facing forward. The man fingers the woman and the woman Jerks the guy off

Mr. Dude and Miss. Lady were at a party and wanted to fool around . All the bedrooms were taken so they went to the bathroom to porcelustin.

by NonamenotI October 12, 2021

Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.

I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.

by Mr70Homers October 16, 2021

Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021

Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.

Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…

by GrUVee August 13, 2021

porcelenis

The penis of a porcelain doll

Eric: look at his my doll's tiny porcelenis

Jum: Why the fuck are you showing me a doll dick you freak!?

by Dbbfyyfbj December 7, 2021

porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet

Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.

by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021

porcelain black

porcelain black, known earlier as porcelain and the tramps, is an american singer/songwriter from Detroit. she's best known for her two songs "pretty little psycho" and "this is what rock n roll looks like".

porcelain black is hot tbh

by porcelain black is hot April 11, 2022