Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.

Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!

by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016

Pocket Pinga

When someone finds an unbagged pinga (ecstasy) in their pocket, they must eat it straight away.

'Pete found a Pocket Pinga on Sunday afternoon, he had to drop it and still work Monday!'

by Lawfulmoth November 25, 2016

snoopy pingas

EXPAND DONG

BRO I HAVE A SNOOPY PINGAS

by Kipperthemaker December 27, 2017

audible pinga

-An absolute hectic song that fuckin slaps. Usually DnB but can be anything.

-The type of song that plays while you and the lads are rinsed and/or cooked af.

“now that’s one audible pinga”
“chuck the audible pingas on mate”

by bunnings April 16, 2022

jared puga

a common name amongst latino homosexuals who enjoy having their poop shoot “tongue punched!”

June is my friend Jared Pugas favorite month, because of all of the silly made up holidays in that month. That same friend also goes to epstein island for a visit wit the best tongue puncher in the land.

by SillyBoyArDee July 25, 2023

Martius Pugna

Of Mars the God of War, Martial Combat in the nature of incapacitating

My Mixed Martial Art is called Martius Pugna and describes the nature of style

by Decibel Cause July 27, 2024

Supa Pongas

Supa is The best sweatshop worker alltime, No doubt.
He can make 13 iphones within 32 nanoseconds and stomps on his competition.
In Supa We Trust

Nick : Yo have you seen the iphones supa makes!?
Villy : Yeah dude theyre fucking awesome and cheap!
Nick : Supa Pongas is truly the best asian.

by hayoe December 31, 2023