Use a video camera to tape yourself while having sex. Hook the video camera up to a small projector hidden in your closet, but don't tell your partner. While on top, turn the projector on so that you can see the video on the wall above the headboard. Your partner who is on bottom wont be able to see it because they are looking at the ceiling. This way you can watch your own porn as your making it.
He didn't start out so good but kept getting better. Turns out he was using the "hidden projector" and was able to critique himself as he went.
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by Rave Ortega February 8, 2010
Get the Hidden Projector mug.A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 12, 2008
Get the Cankle Protector mug.A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
Get the Cankle protector mug.a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.
Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
Boxhead 2 : totally???
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by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Professor Falken mug.1. An individual who crashes protests conducted by stupid and/or evil leftists.
2. The organization of the above..
2. The organization of the above..
The protest warrior humiliated the stupid
anti-war activist with questions she could not comprehend.
anti-war activist with questions she could not comprehend.
by Demonslayer December 12, 2003
Get the protest warrior mug.1. A group of people that seperated from the Catholic Church (Also known as Lutheran because of the person who proposed the IDea for the protesting) because it felt that its teaching were becoming too materialistic. These people are generally giving (especially to the Church), but have been known to have narrow thinking. They did have their reasons though for separating from the Catholic Church.
by MORELLIVS July 6, 2005
Get the Protestant mug.The only reason America is a country. Definition is someone who protests an unfair situation they or someone else experiences. In the 1770s, the Boston Tea Party were lots of protester against Britain's corporate welfare to the British East India business the colonists were being forced to subside. They brought attention to the unfair treatment and mobilized the American colonists to act and successfully win independence from Britain. I firmly belive this. Without protesters, there would be no America, without America, there would be no urban dictionary. I do not think if the United States was British controlled, there'd even be an urban dictionary. People making negative definitions are probably from crap nations like Saudi Arabia or {Lithuania, where there's little free speech. First to the user saying protesters don't work, that is a stupid stereotype by the lamestream media. Second to the user calling them privileged college students, most protesters in America are actually not college students, so you're using the far left tactic of assuming a group has privilege because u don't like them. Third to the user saying they don't have the money or manpower to change the world, just look at the successful Boston Tea Party and black civil rights protests. I am proud to be a protester and have protested the Federal Reserve.
by Fabulous Max March 12, 2017
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