Princess Breaker

A 'princess breaker' needs to be used on select princess' of the world. Since they are so spoiled, pampered and out of touch, a sense of humility (via degradation) needs to be bestowed upon them. I suggest the following:
1) Do her doggy style
2) Slip out and move to rough anal sex
3) Whip it out and ask her to suck it (ATM)
4) Blow your load in her face
*5) Optional (only for those REAL bitches) is to augment Step 4 with a Strawberry Shortcake.

Can you imagine anything better to put a princess in her place?

Jim: "Last night I found this Jewish girl - WOW, she is so spoiled, but she is pretty dirty in the sake. It is going to cost me to be with her though...
John: "You know what, you need to do a Princess Breaker - then she if she wants you to spend any money on her"
Jim: "Fuck it, why not - sounds like fun"

by John Jim May 5, 2006

Mushroom Princess

Its what they call girls who like a sausage in the calzone...

I brought a guy back from the club last night, He made me a mushroom princess.

by MindFuck69 November 11, 2010

Princess peach

The princess of the mushroom kingdom. Girlfriend of mario. Exists only to be saved by mario. Annoying. Always in another castle. Nice tits.

Man, 4 chan has a lot of princess peach porn.

by Bob mcbobington August 7, 2008

princess

What dads call their little girls these days.

Ashley: Daddy, may I have some ice cream?

Dad: Sure, anything for you, princess.

Ashley: You're the best, daddy!

by Mz_Tana1997 November 29, 2009

Princess parts

Your vagina, pussy

Daddy my princess parts are tingling again.

by King kongs dong June 27, 2016

Princess Daisy

a princess from the Nintendo series. she is way better than princess peach but is IGNORED! she is also way stronger than peach too.

Random guy 1:whaduuheckisgoinon?!?!?! RRRRRRRRRRGHHH! I HATE PEACH SHE SUCKS!!!

Coolastro: You should use Princess Daisy you dumb-head!

by coolastro July 30, 2010

Waffle Princess

A girl who likes her waffle eaten. She lets guys make a waffle call late at night. She doesn't discriminate, everyone can have her waffle. She's even been known to give her 2 cats her waffle. She can only become a waffle Queen after her waffles' have been eaten by many, MANY people (animals included).

Did you see the size of her waffle?

They don't call her the waffle princess for nothing.

I'm hungry and drunko, wtf do i do?

Visit the waffle princess, she'll fill you up.

by Joe Hammer November 28, 2011