president

a useless figurehead made during early democracy to show the rest of the world that a country with this government has one leader.(which couldnt be more wrong) the only power given to him(that is legal and people know about)is the power of veto and general status at time of war. this should be considered a useless form of government due to this. governments like a republic with an elected chancellor or parliament with an elected prime minister are by far superior and get things done, intead of acting like bumbling retards and barely ever making governmental progress.

The U.S. president is a complete figurehead and joke.

by _shadowfoot_ August 28, 2008

President

Person who is smarter then you in every way because he/she is the leader of a country.

Dumb Person: Man i hate our president he is such an idiot.
Smart Person: Well what do you do.
Dumb Person: Well i am-
Smart Person: NOT THE PREIDENT!

by The Great American October 7, 2008

President-at-large

Secretary of State: presently Hillary Clinton. This person directly represents the President, especially in foriegn policy matters; also, third successor to the Presidency behind the Vice-President, and the Speaker of the House.

President-at-large, Secretary Hillary Clintion, is constantly on the move around the world addressing issues for the President.

by Guido1 April 19, 2009

Mexican Christmas Present

A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.

"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."

by rzerobzero April 28, 2012

48th president

The man, the myth, the legend. Donald Trump

Feminist: TRUMP ISN'T MY PRESIDENT

Anyone else: Sure....The 48th president is a monkey how about that?
Feminist: Why is it a monkey what are you anti-species?...racist

by Ratimus Maximus April 20, 2018

President Reagan

See wordwanker/word

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

President David "Stern" Palmer

The most stern being in the Universe.

Stern Palmer is God.

by President David "Stern" Palmer March 10, 2005