by qph servant November 18, 2025
Get the QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) mug.When you strap down one of your friends, cover him him in beans, sausage, bacon, eggs, black pudding and generally things in a full English breakfast. Then flip him over to pour tea down his anus. Finally, you fist him till he arrives.
by Arlibarli January 5, 2026
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