natalie portman

a woman of stunning and almost unreal beauty.
A woman with dark coloring, brown hair and brown eyes olivish skin, who is beyond beautiful.

She's too beautiful for words! She's a natalie Portman!

by mori10 February 16, 2008

postmodern

acknowledging complexity in a way that makes conservatives uncomfortable :(

I can't believe all those postmodern neo-Marxists are trying to make us believe that gender is more complex than "penis boy, vagina girl"! This is why Western civilization is dying.

by eeveergreen July 10, 2019

Nathalie Portman

1. A liability

2. Somebody with no training, no experience and no common sense or judgement insists on tagging along they are a "Nathalie Portman".

Origin- In the film Leon Nathalie Portman plays a child who loses her parents and is taken in by the assassin, Leon. She then informs a hotel receptionist he is her "Lover", fires random shots off a balcony window and ends up getting Leon killed.

You just lost us the game, you're such a Nathalie Portman.

by ThEyeball Kid December 14, 2010

Postal

When office workers get fed up with shuffling paper on their bottoms all day.

Mac, the copywriter, got tired with the guff from upstairs and went Postal.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) May 25, 2015

going postal

When you can't afford buying something you really want, and pitch a fit.

Alicia's broke, so she's going postal again....

by Emmi-chan June 25, 2005

postmodernism

1. The period of time during which people started learning about modernism in textbooks and academic lectures.
2. The creative and philosophical output of people from this period.
3. Anything some boring attention-starved Youtuber doesn't like.
4. A dogwhistle for antisemitic conspiracy theories like "cultural Marxism," "ZOG," etc..

1. Postmodernism began when modernism ceased to be new and became a topic of study.
2. Postmodern writers learned about modernism and decided to try something fresh, either to take modernism further than it had gone or react against it.
3. Postmodernism is the reason we live in a society, like and subscribe
4. Postmodernism is a deliberate effort by globalists to destroy Western civilization, like and subscribe

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 11, 2020

go postal

To loose touch with someone for a long time. Not talk to someone in a while.

You go postal on me all the time and I only hear from you every 3 months.

by Boopboop June 25, 2007