The Cork Popper Of Earl

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.

"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

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Jalapeno Popper

This requires multiple partners. During anal intercourse, the male will ejaculate into a condom, proceed to pull out, while leaving the condom in the girls anal cavity, before having his friend place his penis inside the same condom that resides in the females anal cavity and continue to have intercourse

Male 1: You want in on this?
Male 2: I would, but I don't have a condom
Male 1: Don't trip, just pull a Jalapeno Popper and you'll be good

by Gentle_neal April 22, 2018

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Popper

Being unbelieveably cheap.

She asked grandma for a bottle of dishsoap, she wanted to save $1.50. What a popper!"

by Tsiguni April 12, 2020

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The Jalapeño Popper

The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.

Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.

by TheBlazedBambiino April 9, 2016

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