Ploof

A girl who has made out with more than 30 male and/or female people.

That girl is such a ploof. Ploofing Whore. Ploofed herself.

by Haterz March 31, 2007

ploof

plu-ff: A term usually used between "action stars" (*example*).

Often used by anime fangirls to describe the action of whacking someone with a plusshy pillow.

ZetaGundam: Say...i never noticed how short your legs are...
BambooPanda: ...
BambooPanda: *Ploofs Zeta*

by Zeta Gundam March 11, 2005

Poofie

The name for a girls unshaved Va Jay Jay.

"Hey, can you shave your poofie before we have sex, it's too prinkly!"

by Shandel7 February 19, 2009

ninja poof

When one wishes to execute the ninja poof, one must have a fart, or air buscuit, at the ready. When said fart is about come to fruition, reach one hand inside of your pants, cup your sphincter, let it rip, and then hold it. Once in your hand you will have about 5 seconds to throw it into someone's face

to self: I gotta fart (reaches in pants and farts into hand)
to friend: hey man you gotta come check this thing out in my hand (friend walks over; throws fart in friend's face)
To Friend: haha you just got ninja poofed

by s8vewatrdrnkbeer January 17, 2009

Poof

UK slang usually used to offend others, meaning someone of homosexual orientation

"Hey you ya bloody poof"

by Kidkoolio February 19, 2008

Poofer

A poofer is someone who blows smoke up other people's butts, i.e., tells people what they want to hear; a liar; distantly related to a brown-noser and a yes-man

Example 1

Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."

Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."



Example 2

Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"

Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"

by Heather Riley October 15, 2004

Poof Poof

A very fluffy, cute and cuddlable cat that is so adorable and lovable and everything-able that you can imagine. He is irresistable. =)

Poof Poof is such a cute kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Libasser March 1, 2009