Polite Bite

When you really don't feel like eating but are guilted into eating. Eating, in order to "fit in".

"Oh, you better at least have a "polite bite" of your Birthday Cake!". Second example; When your Mom or someone offers you something to eat and you've recently eaten and just couldn't eat another bite. "Oh, honey just have a "polite bite", I made it just for you!". When someone insists you taste something and it doesn't look appealing to you. So in order to not offend them, you take a "polite bite".

by Roxi Belaire September 5, 2011

political christianity

Similar to (political correctness). When someone claims to be a follower of Jesus Christ but worries more about offending others than offending Jesus.

She practices political Christianity religiously but that won't get her into heaven

by ThaNana December 9, 2018

Polite Stiffy

When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.

"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"

by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018

Bi-political

Feeling or realising that no matter which way you vote for you are fucked.

I really do not care who wins the election. I’m bi-political.

by DigitisingDave September 10, 2018

Harry Politicing

When someone (usually a liberal) attempts to justify their political position through use of a fictional story, most notibly J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series.

Betsy: “The teachers at Hogwarts were armed, and yet students still died. Think about that.”
Chad: “Stop your Harry Politicing, you ignorant bitch. It’s a fictional book. You can’t use it to justify your real world politics. God, you’re dense.”

by JedBartlet May 16, 2018

The Political Virus

Hearts of Iron 4: The Political Virus is a hypothetical HoI4 mod that would be set in 2020's and woule be about a scenario where Covid-19 utterly destroyed neoliberalism and leading the world to become fully insane and completely unrecognized as it is nowadays, where the North America got into a warlord era, Europe is struggling between several extremist and totalitarian governments, Russia is now RSFSR 2.0, PRC is a totalitarian atheist country and the world is completely unrecognized as it is nowadays.

You really want to play The Political Virus when it releases, and it's cool, me too.

by Dumugian December 1, 2021

American Politics

An inescapable pit of hell filled to the very brim with propaganda from two parties that are somehow more different from each other than polar opposites. During the Presidential Elections, this is where shit gets the worst for obvious reasons.

"American Politics suck ass. No words I throw at it can describe how shitty it is. I'm moving somewhere else. I don't want to see 'VoTe FoR dOnLd TrOp/Jo BdEn Or Go To HeLl' ads that I can't block when trying to enjoy some chill gaming content on YouTube. As long as you're on an American IP address, it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a break."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022