Poetry Slam

The act of writing poetry within a set time limit on a randomly selected subject, often as a competition.

Let's have us a poetry slam tonight!

by Joe Blotz August 13, 2006

Poetry Club

a party in which everyone gets stoned. A weed party in other words. A reference to "poetry" and the fact that people only really do it when they are high or drunk...like most famous poets.

We totally need to have another "Poetry Club" meeting this friday...last time we got sooo baked.

by Smartstonerdude June 18, 2011

poetry

*rambles on about 'the system' and Shakespear*


best delivered in a well spoken, giggling voice.

Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the better you feel;

so let's have beans for every meal!

----------------Part Deux

Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the more you eat;

the more you sit on the toilet seat

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

poet

a girl who speaks her mind and can't keep her mouth shut and talks about her poetry and doesn't want to fuck

that poet ain't gunna get none from me cause I am a conformist who drives a pickup and shoots anyone who touches my donkey which I have taught to pleasure me

by Max Barton June 15, 2004

beat poet

someone who's very unattractive (beat) and writes poetry (poet)

Man, that nappy-ass artsy bitch who's always reciting those poems really is a beat poet.

by Nick D September 29, 2003

War Poets

an underground rap group (originated in Southside Prov-City, Rhode Island; tha illest 401). members include: Breeze, Lazaris, and Demise. their songs and flows bangin and one day they'll be famous. also known as W.P. or P.O.W.(poets of war)

"niggaz talkin shit like itz all good--til dey see P.O.W. in dere hood--gunz poppin and droppin nigkas like a G would, they claimin gangsta wen dey aint wen dey not--"

by La Chynita January 12, 2005

Def Poetry Jam

The corniest bit of horseshit ever recorded. Although intended to conjure up emotions such as pride, self-worth and a sense that you can change the world and all you've got to do is write some 3rd grade level smoking pile of crap about hookers, crackheads and welfare checks. In any person who truly "keeps it real", all it does in create a superiority complex over the asshole thats on stage rhyming, closing his eyes and jiving his or her hands just like the asshole who just left the stage (aka, sociopathic behavior. Or used car salesman tactics if you like. How could this guy not be sincere, don't you see the raw emotion in his wincing brow and clinched fist?). Also gives you an inkling to change the channel out of sheer embarrassment.

Typical ass: Did you watch the Def Poetry Jam last night?

Guy who's afraid to seem unhip to a typical yuppy: Yeah, it was great!

by Todd Hilliard February 7, 2009